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The Great Vibrator Race

Always bet on black.

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Just Your Average Day at Work

With help from the props, I assume that the following scene went down like this: Richard Nixon was lampooning as a swordfighter when he engaged in a sexual battle against an oatmeal-launching...

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The Vibravac is a Sensual Delight

Hey, hip homemaker! Why doncha clean the house with a Vibravac! Vacuum your living room and use the pleasurable handle to suction-fuck yourself! [Sex, God, Rock n' Roll]

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How Many Baboons Could You Take in a Fight…

…Armed only with a giant dildo? Take this very important quiz and find out.

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Stimulate Your Mind…?

At least that’s what I think advertisers are trying to say here…

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Ancient Foreplay Was Dangerous

Before the dangers of STDs, there were dildo-tipped arrows shot with a bow.

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The Clown Vibrator Exists

Hey girls! Are you sexually adventurous and a lover of all things clown? If so, I have a surprise for you: The Clown Vibrator. It’s a clown, it’s a vibrator–it’s your new sex toy that looks like a gag...

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The Future is Now: Cthulhu Dildos

At the current rate designers are going, we shall see approximately 85% of all trends having a dildo counterpart by 2015. If anything, I’m downright stunned that a fucking Cthulhu Dildo didn’t come...

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The Future is Now: Design Your Own Dildo

With every new decade comes an object that we are able to customize to our liking, from creating digital mixtapes to custom-made levels in various games. The latest object to enter the design-your-own...

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Someone Gave Them a Firm Offer

And the kicker? The house is priced (roughtly) at $69k! Ha ha! Jokes. (click image to enlarge)

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