Just Your Average Day at Work
With help from the props, I assume that the following scene went down like this: Richard Nixon was lampooning as a swordfighter when he engaged in a sexual battle against an oatmeal-launching...
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Hey, hip homemaker! Why doncha clean the house with a Vibravac! Vacuum your living room and use the pleasurable handle to suction-fuck yourself! [Sex, God, Rock n' Roll]
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…Armed only with a giant dildo? Take this very important quiz and find out.
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Before the dangers of STDs, there were dildo-tipped arrows shot with a bow.
View ArticleThe Clown Vibrator Exists
Hey girls! Are you sexually adventurous and a lover of all things clown? If so, I have a surprise for you: The Clown Vibrator. It’s a clown, it’s a vibrator–it’s your new sex toy that looks like a gag...
View ArticleThe Future is Now: Cthulhu Dildos
At the current rate designers are going, we shall see approximately 85% of all trends having a dildo counterpart by 2015. If anything, I’m downright stunned that a fucking Cthulhu Dildo didn’t come...
View ArticleThe Future is Now: Design Your Own Dildo
With every new decade comes an object that we are able to customize to our liking, from creating digital mixtapes to custom-made levels in various games. The latest object to enter the design-your-own...
View ArticleSomeone Gave Them a Firm Offer
And the kicker? The house is priced (roughtly) at $69k! Ha ha! Jokes. (click image to enlarge)
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